Skills: So what up P. Sawyer, you got a plan?
Peyton: A plan for what?
Skills: To steal Lucas back. Oh, so I’m the only one thinking like that? Okay look, here’s the drill; when they say, ‘Does anybody have any reason that this thing shouldn’t go down’ BAM, that’s you.
Brooke: They don’t do that at real weddings, Skills.
Skills: They should though, you know, that’s good drama. Anyway, how about this, I say we drug Lindsey first, even though I love her, then we throw you in the wedding gown, so when Lucas lift up the veil, BAM, it’s on.
Brooke: Uh Skills, that gown is tailor made, so no. And Peyton is going to be okay.
Skills:Right. You know I love you P. Sawyer, right? But babygirl you are so far from okay, man you ain’t even in the same area code. Wait, maybe Lucas will say the wrong name at the alter just like Ross did on Friends.
Peyton: Okay, how about this, how about Peyton puts on a nice dress, watches Lucas get married, gets wasted and has drunk, meaningless sex with some guy at the reception?
Skills: Hey baby, I ever tell you how sexy you look in that dress?
One Tree Hill 5x12 - “Hundred”